Text From Last Night Meme

[semihero_pietro]

[ooc: preference MCU but I can also play 616 and X-Men Evolution (grown up of course). No Ultimates. M/F only if relationship. No incest.]

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[redthingone]

So, have a Nice swim?

[semihero_pietro]

[shaking the water off him, annoyed more that it messed up his hair than anything else]

When I said I would come help, I didn't expect that. What in the hell was that thing?

[redthingone]

We call it the giant squid. It gets grumpy.

[semihero_pietro]

You call that grumpy? Where I come from, we call that evil.

[still shaking water out of his hair]

[redthingone]

Pretty sure evil would be it eating you. You don't look eaten. Just like an alley cat that got a bath.

[semihero_pietro]

Only because I was too fast for it to be able to keep ahold of.

[he looked back at the squid]

That would feed my people for a month. I don't think there would be enough batter to fry it all up.

[redthingone]

[Gasps.]

Don't say that! You could hurt its feelings!

[Goes to the lake edge to tell the squid he didn't mean it.]

[semihero_pietro]

That thing has feelings?

[betweenheavenandhell]

Come now, little boy. Can't you do better than that?

[semihero_pietro]

[panting, exhausted]

Yeah, give me a minute. I'm a bit out of practice.

[betweenheavenandhell]

Just a bit? I think I see some rust there. Perhaps you need to be properly oiled up?

[semihero_pietro]

[he makes a face, a sarcastic little huh at her with a nose wrinkle, and then he shook his head]

Only if you plan on doing to oiling yourself, then I may be open for it.

[betweenheavenandhell]

Depends on how good you are.

[semihero_pietro]

Oh, I assure you, I am very good at everything when I put my mind to it.

[betweenheavenandhell]

[Twists a bit of hair around her finger.]

Cocky. I think you just might have to prove just how good you are.

[semihero_pietro]

You name the test and I know I will complete it.