You'll Never Catch Me

Ok, so my mun and I finally got to see the X-3 trailer because all the stupid websites had it in Quicktima ena dquicktime just sucks on this computer so we've been waiting and waiting for a site to have it in something else. Well, IGN finally put it up in something else so YEY i get to wait it

Then I see this.



Notice the scribbles? Ok... first off, the screen is so tiny that I can't tell who the girl is in red, but it's in RED and so to me that signifies my twin sister Wanda. YEY Wanda! So i'm all excited cause where she goes, I usually go mental institutions notwithstanding

So I see the light haired kid on the other side of magneto and I'm all like SWEET! YEY! ME TOO!

Then I look closer and it's not me, but PYRO! ok, What the flipping fuck?! I mean, HELLO! I'm an original member of the fucken brotherhood, man! Magneto is my DADDY you bitches at Marvel!!!!!

WHY THE HELL AM I NOT IN THAT SCENE!!!!!

Oh yeah, we can have Juggernaut there. yeah, have the guy that has an IQ of 40 and wears a salad bowl on his head (sorry Lance, i know you stole the costume idea from him and it IS a salad bowl). Yeha, ok, so he's strong, big whoop. No girl likes brawn before brains, I'm telling you.

Now, ok, so Wanda's not listed in the credits, but there are a few people who are in there that don't have characters assigned to them, and one's a hot chick that could probably play my sister anyday.

So again I ask.... WHY THE FUCKEN HELL AM I NOT IN THAT SCENE?!

Am I not good enough? Was I captured and they are coming to rescue me? Did I run ahead? or did the [long steam of curses that the mun can't type because he's talking too fast] idiots forget that I am the SON OF MAGNETO and should be walking at his damn side!

*growls*

OK, i think my rant is done. Hey Emma, when you go to kill the girl playing you in X3, can I tag along and kill the writers?