If...

going into X-Men: Evolution 'verse for this one...

"You know, if we got a whole 'lot of Nair and replaced all the shampoo bottles..."

"Done that..."

"What about if we got a big plastic donkey..."

"Don't have the money."

"Who said we needed money?"

"What's up with your donkey fetish lately anyway, yo?"

"Well, it started with the school mascot..."

"Forget it, I don't need to know no more."

*sigh*

"Ok. How about if we..."

"PIETRO!" Lance turned around from where he was leaning on the couch with his guitar. "Will you cut it out?"

"But we're bored!" Pietro, Todd and Freddy sat on the floor playing a game of Uno.

"Well, you're driving me insane with your ridiculous ideas. And anyway, none of them would ever work."

Pietro smirked. "How about if we took Lance and Kitty and locked them in a room..."