"You were noticed, I assure you." His eyes flickered to the paper.

Mutant terrorist John "Pyro" Allerdyce incites animal shelter believed to be so-called headquarters for a supposed anti-mutant group.

His mouth twisted. "Nice use of qualifying adjectives for everything save Pyro," he muttered, rolling his eyes. The press was ridiculously biased. "Am I to assume you came all this way to show me a newspaper?"